I dunno,but ever since I"ve been alone,I have found it hard to keep the house clean and tidy.I advertised for a home help but no joy;until a mate of mine suggested buying a giant Asian centipede.I went out and bought a 6 foot belter,the best thing I ever bought.She cleans,irons,cooks,shops,and I don"t have to lift a finger......Until one night last week when I asked her to fetch me a Chinese take-away....I was sat in the living room for ages waiting for her to come back,when I realised she hadn"t even left yet.....I shouted through to the kitchen "where"s my Chinese,havn"t you bloody left yet?.........to which she replied "for f@ck sake George,give me a chance to put my shoes on"....XXX