@Chelsie 

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Chelsie

Adventures of being single with MS 😶

For those of you attempting to online date with this sh*t disease, may God be with you. Aside from being asked if MS is contagious, and of course, me being me, replied with “not if you have the MS vaccine” (if only, right? 🤦🏼‍♀️). I had the most ignorant “Christian” man tell me that his prayer circle was going to convince the Holy Spirit through prayer to pull the MS out of me. I literally can’t make this up 😑. So in a span of an hour this evening, I accidentally let a mosquito into the house which I had to use a fly swatter to kill as it was up higher. When swatting at the mosquito, I woke a sleeping moth in the vicinity that was inconsiderately living rent free in my blinds. It flew at my face causing me to stub my toe so hard on a chair that Satan himself possessed my language for a short moment. So I grabbed my 4000v electric racket to kill the moth. I missed the moth which landed on a tea towel and the voltage sparked a tiny flame on that. The mosquito and moth are both nowhere to be found. After admitting defeat, I received that message from that poor excuse for a Christian man and I’m just done for the day. Throwing in the towel for lack of better words. 🫢 So if you’re single and have MS, I know the struggle. But at least you didn’t almost burn your house down unsuccessfully trying to murder a moth 👀.
@styubud

I'm not enjoying your pain, but sorry: this story made me laugh so hard I nearly knocked my coffee onto the cat (who may have then barged into my collection of Soviet-era munitions and THEN where would we all be, eh?!?!) Keep handling idiots with humour but next time please give a description of their reactions to your sarcasm....it will cheer us all up! Peace.

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@Runningonempty

Thought it was just me who had those type of experiences 😳😉✊