How to walk a human… A dogs guide. Humans need exercise. If they don’t get it, they become chubby. It’s up to you to save them. Allow a human to tether themselves to you. It stops them wandering off or running away. Your human probably needs breaks, stop and sniff often. Bark frequently, humans have a short attention span. When you go to the bathroom, walk away. If you have trained your human correctly, they will stop and pick it up, good aerobics. Periodically drag your human as fast as you can. This is called interval training. Do not allow your human to shorten the walk, this is them being lazy. Stop, sit in protest if you must. Once your home, allow the human to unleash the tether. Lick their face. This is for a job done well.