Bladder of a 3 year old
Ey up MSdebators it’s Dubs ere, reporting to you live from a toilet 😂
Iv been to a mates house after spending the last couple of years being a social recluse, i thought it was about time to catch up. So armed off my tits with p1ss bag strapped to leg in case of toilet cues etc.. off I popped with kids and m1ssis in toe. Iv had a few 😂 for old times sake and a few more on top and my bloody wee bag fecking malfunctioned so iv got a full cup of water and pored it all over myself to make it look like the tap has got me 😂 I’m winging it il let you know how it goes tomorrow 😂
My question to the more experienced MSdebators out there is are there any solutions to malfunctioning urisheath and slash bag when out on the p1ss coz I do like a drink I’m a Yorkshireman. Oooooo that’s without having to shove anything up the old erm... (pauses for a moment thinks about what he’s gonna say).... (uses the good old emoji to disguise his filthy drunken mouth) 🛎 end coz I really don’t fancy it at all 😂
Thanks in advance Dubs
@doubleo7hud , I share your pain. When I started on this troubled and damp journey, I was given some sheaths and some bags. So, I was attaching the bag to my upper thigh and trying to attach the sheath directly to it. Well, my maker hadn't been overly generous and with the demands of getting in and out of cars, even sitting down, I didn't stand a chance! It was at least a year or two later that I learnt that there were bags, with a length of piping. I believed that the piping between the sheath and the bag would provide some flexibility for movement. Well, er, yes and no! The sheath can still experience a pulling force, which can threaten the sheath/pipe connection. That one needs to be pushed on very tight - not easy when MS has robbed you of some strength. Alternatively, the sheath can pull off......... I now try and roll the sheath on until it gets a bit entangled in the "garden foliage". It tends to hold it on, but removing it can be painful! I'm trying everything these days, Botox, Catheterisation, incontinence devices and medications. And, I can still get in a state. I just think I'm a malfunctioning machine to produce <del>piss</del> urine.............😢
@stumbler I’m a Yorkshireman matey there’s summat in the water up ere, the old maker is not the problem 😂 even more so when I get past Birmingham it must be when I get closer to the equator it adds extras on 😂 Iv got one of them bloody flexible ones too but I did erm have a gentleman’s shave before I went out maybe that’s where I’m going wrong? Still having to trim I think I’m having a delayed reaction to the steroids there’s hair sprouting in places I never even knew it could sprout 😂 You gotta keep laughing tho mate I think I got away with it ha ha ha ha 😂 Have you ever seen that film called falling down with Michael Douglas? If my cheese does slip off me cracker it won’t be a shotgun il be waving about on a golf course 😂 it will be the old John Thomas and il be urinating on everything and everyone 😂