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Scientology believes that illness doesn't really exist, that it's all in the mind.
I was talking to a bloke at work who believes that kind of thing, and was telling him that my dad was ill.
"No, he's not ill," he said. "He's only under the impression that he's ill. Just tell him that."
I bumped into him a week later. "How's your dad?"
"He's under the impression that he's dead," I replied.
Doctors are warning holidaymakers not to sleep with prostitutes at airports. You might end up with a terminal illness.
A Blonde's Dictionary Of Medical Terms: - Artery: Study of paintings Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria Barium: What to do when treatment fails Bowel: A letter A E I O or U Cardiology: Advanced study of poker Cat Scan: Searching for ones lost kitty Cauterize: Made eye contact with her Coma: Punctuation mark D & C: Where Washington is Dilate: To live long Enema: Not a friend Fester: Quicker Genes: Blue denim slacks Hormones: What a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid Inpatient: Tired of waiting Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane Minor Operation: Coal digging Morbid: A higher bid Paralyze: Two far-fetched stories Post-Operative: Letter carrier Protein: In favor of young people Rectum: What happened to the car's Saline: Where you go on your boyfriend's boat Secretion: Hiding something Tablet: A small table Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport Tibia: country in North Africa Tumor: An extra pair Urine: Opposite of You're Out Varicose: Nearby