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Another little titter went around the room

I went to hospital with a toilet brush up my arse. The doctor said, "How did this happen?" I said, "Well I met this bird in a club, one thing led to another and we ended up back at mine..." He said, "Into the kinky stuff was she?" I said, "No ... my wife was home".
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I was sat in a restaurant last night when this drunk old tart came over: "Anything I can do for you?" She purred. "Yeah" I said, "get your tits out." "Ooh...you like my titties do ya?" She giggled. "No love" I said, "they're dangling in my curry."

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After spending the whole day in the garden with my dog, building him a kennel, my wife came home from work and said, "Look at his little face. He needs a bath, Dave." "F**k off," I said, "What next? A cooker and a washing machine?"