A wife treats her husband to a night at a strip club. The doorman says hello Jim. The wife says “how do you know him? “ Jim says “he’s from the golf club” Jim goes inside. The barman says “the usual Jim? Before Jim can answer he says to his wife “before you say anything he’s on the darts team”. He sees a stripper. She says “the usual Jim?” The wife storms out, dragging Jim with her. She jumps in a taxi. The driver says “Hello Jimmy boy, you’ve pulled a rough one tonight “. Jims funeral is on Friday.