The joke section!
I was out clubbing last night, and saw a fat bloke chatting up a fat girl.
She turned him down though. I think she was worried he was just trying to get into her Snickers.
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Yesterday, I told my wife: "You know you were walking in your sleep again, right?" She looked at me, totally shocked and surprised. Then I started laughing and told her I was just kidding. I don't think she appreciated that joke, by the angry way she was tapping on her wheelchair.
I've just started managing a disabled tribute act to the pop group Steps. They're called Ramps.