I took my dad to buy some shoes, he’s 84. We decided to grab a bite to eat. The guy sitting next to us had red, green & blue hair. I noticed dad staring at him. The guy kept staring back. Dad is quick witted so I ate quickly. The guy said to my dad “what you looking at old man. My dad said “I once got drunk & had sex with a peacock, I wondered if you were my son?”