Last reply 1 week ago
Poetry anyone what, what…

*puts monocle in good eye* 🧐

Good evening chronic MSdebators, hope this post finds you all in fine thigh slapping fettle, and merry ment.

As day broke over Yorkshire and the larks were singing, one was feeling somewhat inspired what what mmmnyesssss much!!! So out came my implement (quill) of writing ✍️

Enjoy a little poem on me and if your offended by strong language f*** off now quickly because if your not already you will be 😂

Ey up, Mr consultant, what did you say, what’s up wi me?

And what the fecks this white shite, on me MRI I can see?

There’s scars a plenty, There all owert bloody shop

Shit the bed twice, I’m not surprised that me legs have gone flop.

He said mr dubsy, it’s MS thee can see, pointed at me back

I said good sir, no offence but MS can kiss me arse crack, speaking of which me bomb doors are a bit slack.

To you MS your a bloody nob, your not beating me I’m still a bloody handsome, heart throb.

My incredibly naughty conjoined c*** of a twin,

Suck a bloody phat one & eat shit, Its me going to win.

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guinness
2 weeks ago

@doubleo7htfc in the Darkness of MS and other health issues I have,thank you for putting a smile on my face, nearly as good as the TYKES winning today!


stumbler
2 weeks ago

@doubleo7hud , so we have our own Poet Laureate……….


doubleo7hud
2 weeks ago

@guinness glad Iv made someone chuckle a little bit but never mind the bloody tykes 😂 there wrong side of the Yorkshire border, but you can have L**Ds over there too that place is a giant toiled seat on my map, a swirling vortex 😂


doubleo7hud
2 weeks ago

@stumbler a poet laureate, who’s not got (erm) Tourette’s, and Iv never owned a vets or a disableist pet.

But I can rap while I’m sat having a C…….


doubleo7hud
1 week ago

In the middle of doing another one 😂 I must of bumped me head at some point


merfield
1 week ago

@doubleo7hud good to see you found yr quill and inspo. A bit of lyrical waxing is just what we need at this seasonal time….. missed you. Mrs huddy and huddlets ok?xx


doubleo7hud
1 week ago

@merfield good to see thee lass I have noticed it’s all been a bit serious round ere whilst hiding in the background. Kids are all pumped full of sugar after a day at the ms society Christmas train ride had a good day with em all with no misshaps for a change. How are you and yours doing lass?


nutshell88
1 week ago

personally, I dont understand the rules of English poetry
I write and listen to Arabic poetry only
most sound miserable lol

my scar that appeared after the first relapse
and its time ran out after what has come from its doctor
wallah I thought i was between death waves
until it remitted first time after taking care of it
not forgetting it in my life if it forgot me
i was shocked and its damage remained long
i thought it was struggling and i thought it was me
but then i found it is firing its coal then ironed me and damaged limps from the shock frozen
You’re my existence oh dear from my time its strange the way it made me speak but time surprises aren’t strange

pardon for ruining the mood 😭


doubleo7hud
1 week ago

No worries @nutshell88 you’ve not ruined owt lass, you see I was blessed with a gift of not only being from Yorkshire but a second gift of being able to not hear something serious, and to switch off after 2 seconds of reading anything that does not contain at least a mild reference to toilet humour.

I’m sure tho your poem is fantastic thanks for sharing 🙂


nutshell88
1 week ago

thank you, yours too. and yes I noticed that from your earlier posts mostly sarcasm which is healthy for the heart and mind. 👍🏻


doubleo7hud
1 week ago

@nutshell88 just for a change, I was just being honest, with only a slight hint of sarcasm with my latter post. What I should of said is that I hope someone more fitting appreciates your poem & thanks for sharing 😉


merfield
1 week ago

@doubleo7hud,this lass is good but I’ve moved to a bungalow on the edge of a village. Easier for my carer- no carpet just wood or tiled floors and more space. It was hellish before-sorting/chucking – but now it’s all done I love it. I’m thinking about posting about one of those bogs that washes and blow dries yr bum -sounds the biz for the likes of uz. As I’m always sitting or lying on it, it itches like crazy. I’ve scratched until its raw, can’t stop🥴 so one of those all singing all dancing bidet/lavs might solve the problem. Only touble is they cost & armless & legless isn’t a good look. xx


doubleo7hud
1 week ago

@merfield il not tell anyone when I see you on crime watch robbing a bank itching your thasshoyal 😆


watsoncraig
1 week ago

Went to Japan for t World Cup and they toilet seats that give you a wash and blow dry are the norm and great.


doubleo7hud
1 week ago

@watsoncraig I nearly remortgaged then to buy one till I browsed over what u just typed again. I thought you first said blow… erm something 😂 true story optical neuritis has its pluses for comedic value 😂


doubleo7hud
1 week ago

Might have been wishful thinking too 😂


stumbler
1 week ago

@doubleo7hud , which comedian came up with the political joke about the wife, who telephoned her hubby and said, “Don’t forget to leave work early, BJ at seven o’clock.”


watsoncraig
1 week ago

@doubleo7hud I knew that would be misread


doubleo7hud
1 week ago

@watsoncraig trust it to be me who misread it 😂 I blame @stumbler


stumbler
1 week ago

@doubleo7hud , bejaysuz, I get the blame again……..🙉

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