Last reply 2 days ago
The hat trick

Ey ups,

hope you are all well as can be and still all plodding on. Iv been meaning to post this for bloomin ages but every time I try get on I get distracted and forget 😂.

Iv been recently been experiencing a new strange symptom and wondering if anyone else has experienced such a thing. Iv named this “phenomenon” the hat trick. Iv done a vast amount of research on google and my findings have been interesting 🤔 and it’s does seem to be incredibly rare. Most people seem to think it’s impossible to coff, sneeze and fart all at the same time but my argument is that it’s not a myth Iv done it quite a lot recently, it seems to be daily occurrence.

Please step out the closet all MSdebators that have experienced this (anyroyd it’s not advisable to be in a confined space doing the hat trick especially, after consuming beans or sprouts) I need to know I’m not alone in this.

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stumbler
5 days ago

@doubleo7hud , I find my breakfast, muesli, can irritate the back of my throat. This primarily causes coughing, until I sneeze, then the issue is over!

I’ll have to check next time, to see if I can score a hat-trick! 😉


strictlysoca
5 days ago

Practically anything induces farting in my world due to meds, Wahls protocol diet and MS bowels. Even tightening my pelvic floor with daily yoga has made no difference. Here’s to the hat trick hope you are not following through lad


stumbler
5 days ago

“My doctor just told me I have a weak pelvic floor…

PMSL”


doubleo7hud
5 days ago

@strictlysoca that would be a quadruple trick but thinking on I might as well aim for 5 I like to set the bar high. coff, sneeze, fart, Sh1te and wet me underclangers I’m sure il manage that one day. It’s a achievement to aim for.

Shartoffpieeze???? I think is technical term

@stumbler literally PMSL 😂 😂


doubleo7hud
5 days ago

@strictlysoca have you been int new coop yet I hobbled in today it’s gone all posh


acceptance
5 days ago

@doubleo7hud….nice to hear from you!!

We’ll ave a hat trick if @rotherham Dave shows his (v handsome) face!
(and welcome back to stumblr✨🎉👍✨)

….anyway, don’t u boys let out a Tommy Squeaker every time u cough or sneeze?!

Cos I’m a lady – lol (ladies don’t boff, well I don’t anyway lol) so I don’t have this problem….but I do sneeze every time I need a good cough now…every dang time

So annoying, but I guess a cough just doesn’t clear the airways as well, so the body defaults to plan B;?so a violent sneeze ensues

(This is formerly mermaidia btw…)

I felt a change n a break away from shift was appropriate, given the departure of @stumblr, @grandma, @rotherhamdave etc – ( u know who u are eg…@petlamb, @mmmhop @rolly, @guiness? etc)and u you, you great yorkie puddin

Keep fartin n coughing lad and try an antihistamine daily ? Clemastine is supposed to help MS as well

Hopefully, the rest of the gang will pop in too…


guinness
5 days ago

@cceptance” Sweetheart” (” or your Lady Ship” ), I’m still here but more on the outside looking in as I need to focus on my [email protected], iv’e also put a name to my health issues but I’ve named it after as song, out of “Monty Python’s The Life Of Brian”, a clue, It’s the last one.


guinness
5 days ago

@double7hud, Question- Do Farts Come in LUMPS?


doubleo7hud
5 days ago

@guinness the term for a lumpy fart is a shart and Iv done too many of those since being diagnosed and I’m sure many more to come, ahhh the joys 😂

@acceptance I knew it were you lass before my little rusty old Yorkshire cogs kicked one how your as well as can be flower and plodding on. And the fam is all alreet


doubleo7hud
5 days ago

Hope*


rolly
4 days ago

@acceptance, I’m also still here, just like @guinness, but mostly just reading other posts or chatting ‘in private’ with some individuals (when I’m well enough),rather than posting in the general forum. Glad you’re back (though need to get used to your new user name first…)!


acceptance
4 days ago

@doubleo7hud ah thanks for the shout out, yup livin the fcukin dream lad! Livin the dream….Hope Ariel n small fry are doin well
All well here thanks lad, well apart from catching the lergy and havin spectacular coughin/chokin fits…..it’s a delight

And @guinness – well as a good Irish catholic gal, lol The Life of Brian was banned in our house (still don’t entirely understand the concept of blasphemy?!) so I can’t work out the word you have nicknamed ur malady…I think hud was on the money with shart tbh

You’re a trouper for putting up with the extra special amount of shart you do
I hope you are goin on ok and have found some peace and acceptance in the ever changing landscape you find yourself in.
You’re like a pint of Guinness – strong and dark with a little creamy halo

@rolly – hmm I’m over mermaids and snails are my latest….I’m with you – keep your head down, stay focused on makin life bearable; and just keep rollin along quietly ….

@vixen, @chezy17; @nutshell, @petlamb etc hope all u gals doin ok and winning ✨♥️💋✨


strictlysoca
4 days ago

Yes indeed Huddy lad it’s transformed. We’ll have to have a coffee in the new cafe since coming to the Sheffield meet-up is not happening with those lovely kids keeping you busy and the 5am start. 😎😀


petlamb
4 days ago

Hello guys,

Long time no see comrades.

Sorry – have been out of contact for a while. Lots of things happening – MS advancing, cat had to be euthanised and my brother passed away recently. So have been lying low. You guys have crack me up though (as usual) and that’s no reference to the hat trick! 😂.

I’m slowly starting to come out of that dark place now. Thanks for that. 😀

Anyone heard any more from @grandma ?

Love yous,

Suze x


chezy17
2 days ago

Hey everyone 😊. I’m still alive and kicking, in fact I’m really good thank you. I’ve gone to uni so my time is pretty much taken up by kids, work and studying 😂😂. Meds seem to be working, heck I’m not taking any naps lately so all good 😊. Finally managed to get through the other side after nearly 4 years of my ex leaving and being diagnosed, alot of soul searching and I’m genuinely happy 😂, who knows what the future brings but it’s gotta be good after all the crap right 🤔😂😊. Anyways good to see ya mermaidia, take care and keep smiling peeps ☺️. X

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