Last reply 1 month ago
Humour 28

The madam opened the br0thel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking old man in his late sixties or early seventies:

“May I help you, sir?” She asked.

The old man replied. “I want to see Valerie.”

“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else.” Said the madam.

He replied. “No, I must see Valerie.”

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the old man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the old man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.

“There are no discounts. The price is still $10,000.”

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, he left.

The following night the old man was there yet again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the old man.

“No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?”

The old man replied. “St. Louis.”

“Really.” She said. “I have family in St. Louis.”

“I know.” The old man said.

“Your sister died and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance.”

The moral of this story is, that three things in life are certain:

1. Death.

2. Taxes.

3. Being screwed by a lawyer.

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vixen
1 month ago

Top class, @bullman. It was worth the build up to get to the moral of the story! Love it 🙂


guinness
1 month ago

@bullman Ten out of Ten


stumbler
1 month ago

@bullman , I’m applauding too.


watsoncraig
1 month ago

I am still laughing at the Bruce Lee joke, has to be one of my favourites


john_barry
1 month ago

@bullman Ha! cracking up over here.

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