🐦 Seagull MS — RRMS Swoops in, shits all over you, steals your balance and then fucks off again. 🦔 Porcupine MS — SPMS Seagull MS can eventually evolve into this. It stops fucking off and becomes a right prick. 🦜 Parrot MS — pseudo-relapse Doesn’t bring anything new—it just repeats the same old shit whenever you’re hot, tired or ill. 🐦‍⬛ Cuckoo MS — the crap gap Turns up around the same time every month to remind you that your next injection is due. 🐠 Goldfish MS — brain fog I had a brilliant explanation for this one… Nope. It’s gone. Neurology, explained by David Attenborough after four pints.