Forget Maslow for five minutes. My version is much easier to understand. Level 1: Basic Fucks “Have I eaten?” “Have I slept?” “Why am I angry?” “Probably because I’ve done neither.” Level 2: Safety Fucks “Can I get through today without falling over, breaking something or telling someone to piss off?” Level 3: People Fucks “Who actually matters?” Family. Friends. Good people. Everyone else can remain in the waiting room. Level 4: Achievement Fucks “Am I still doing things that make me feel like me?” Work. Gym. Hobbies. Goals. Whatever keeps your engine running. Level 5: Self-Actualisation Fucks “What am I actually doing with this ridiculous little life?” Creating stuff. Helping people. Learning. Building something. Having stories worth telling. And then right at the top: Level 6: Enlightened Zero Fucks “I know who I am, I know what matters, and I’ve stopped wasting premium-grade fucks on nonsense.” That’s the dream. Not having no fucks. Just having a carefully managed fuck budget. 😂 MS already takes enough energy. Spend your fucks wisely.