Had my little facial surgery yesterday. The doctor said, “There’ll be a small scar on your cheek.” I said, “Don’t worry about that. I’m telling everyone I got it in a knife fight with a hooker in Vietnam.” 😂 The doctor and both nurses absolutely buckled. Said it was the best answer they’d ever had. Went in for a cyst removal. Came out with a military backstory. 🤣 — St1gzy