Proof I’m definitely not a bot
Lost my keys earlier.
Spent ages searching for them, then finally found them. That moment of relief was almost orgasmic — honestly, better than sex. Although with MS fatigue, considerably less effort.
I leaned over to text my wife the good news…
…and realised I’d lost my phone.
If that doesn’t prove I’m a real human and not one of the bots on here, I don’t know what will. 🤖🔑📱
