Welcome to Myelin Ltd. The company has one simple mission: ✅ Protect the brain. ✅ Protect the spinal cord. ✅ Don't attack the staff. Surely nobody could mess that up... --- 🌩️ CIS (Clinically Isolated Syndrome) The Temp. Turns up on Monday. Sets the toaster on fire. Floods the kitchen. Calls the CEO a melon. Leaves. HR spends the next six months asking... "So... is he actually coming back?" --- 🎢 RRMS (Relapsing Remitting MS) Dave from IT. Does absolutely nothing for months. Then one random Tuesday... Deletes every file. Changes everyone's password. Uninstalls Windows. Microwaves fish. Calls in sick. Returns six months later pretending nothing happened. "Morning everyone." 😑 --- 🐌 SPMS (Susan from HR) Doesn't cause drama anymore. Just introduces one tiny new rule every month. "No running." "No stairs." "No standing too long." "No walking too far." "No fun." Eventually you need a risk assessment just to make toast. --- 🧱 PPMS (Nigel from Maintenance) Never raises his voice. Never causes scenes. Just quietly walks around... Removing one screw from the building every day. Nobody notices... Until the roof falls in. --- Then the DMTs arrive... 🟢 Copaxone The Motivational Speaker. "Come on everyone... Let's all just calm down." Immune system: "Nah." --- 🟢 Tecfidera The Fire Warden. "Could everyone attacking the nervous system please stop?" Half listen. Half don't. Still better than nothing. --- 🟡 Tysabri The Bouncer. "You. Not coming in." Immune cells stand outside in a massive queue... "Mate... I only wanted to attack one spinal cord." "Not tonight." --- 🔴 Ocrevus The Head of Security. Walks in. Looks around. "Who keeps attacking myelin?" Half the troublemakers quietly disappear. Office instantly becomes peaceful. --- 🔴 Kesimpta The Security Guard Who Works From Home. Same job as Ocrevus... But instead of arranging a massive company meeting every six months... He logs in once a month. Removes the idiots. Logs back off. Job done. --- 🔴 Mavenclad The Redundancy Consultant. "Unfortunately... Due to restructuring... Most of you no longer work here." --- 🔴 Lemtrada The New CEO. Walks into reception. "Who's responsible for this place?" "Everyone." "Right." 🔥 "You're all fired." Builds an entirely new workforce and hopes they can tell the difference between... 🦠 A virus... ...and... 🧠 THE BRAIN. --- Meanwhile... Brain: "I'm literally keeping you alive." Immune system: "Exactly what a virus would say." Neurologist: "I've got a prescription for this level of stupidity." 🤣