I got out of bed this morning at free-fall speed. Unfortunately, my legs hadn’t received the same instructions. I hit the floor like a bowling ball dropped into a lake, then walked to the bathroom like a newborn giraffe discovering gravity. I immediately knew I’d fucked up. Apparently, I’ve now got foot drop from the chin down—and I’ve got to walk through a kids’ party looking like I’ve shit my pants. Yesterday: Release the Hounds. Today: Turns out I was the fucking fox. 😂 #FuckingMuppet