The baby recently received a live nasal vaccine. Unfortunately the crew only discovered this AFTER several days of the child free-roaming the house like an escaped biological experiment. ☣️👶 By this point she had already: sneezed into my mouth coughed into the fridge licked the TV remote and spiritually contaminated the entire downstairs. Me, on immune suppressants with my “reduced immune system”: “Right. This is how civilisation ends.” Fast forward 48 hours and somehow my wife is fighting for survival while I’m still operational. 🤣 Same with Covid. Same with every nursery plague. At this point I’m convinced MS didn’t weaken me. It just turned me into a post-apocalyptic cockroach with a mortgage. 🚀 When I was first diagnosed I thought I’d become delicate. Like I’d need: soft blankets herbal tea and protecting from sudden weather changes. 🌧️ Instead MS basically installed: MENTAL WAR MODE. After enough years of: random symptoms fatigue injections toddlers waking at 3am software release nights and walking barefoot onto Lego mines… …your brain evolves. Normal people get ill and immediately become Victorian poets. “My love… if I perish… remember me…” 💀 Meanwhile I’m there with: one eye twitching stomach sounding like a cement mixer left leg buffering at 12 FPS still going: “Yeah but I reckon I could probably do chest and back later.” 🏋️ Honestly I now feel like I could: walk through a wall of fire carrying a cup of tea while calmly saying: “Bit warm today mind.” ☕🔥 MS didn’t make me glass. It made me one of those old Nokias that survives: explosions floods being dropped off scaffolding and somehow still has 2 bars of battery left. 📱🚀