Scientists have developed a revolutionary new MS treatment. Trials suggest it could: 🧠 Reduce brain fog 🦵 Improve mobility ⚡ Increase energy 🔥 Reduce inflammation 😴 Improve sleep 🏃 Help maintain physical function 🧬 Potentially slow progression The catch? Two doses a day. Administered via the tradesman's entrance. Possible side effects include: • Explosive diarrhoea • Anal leakage • Rectal spasms • Sudden bowel urgency • Haemorrhoids with ambitions • Loss of confidence in every fart • Walking like you've just got off a horse • An unexplained emotional attachment to Sudocrem • Being permanently banned from white trousers • Having to calculate the distance to the nearest toilet before leaving the house • Accidentally firing Dose #2 across the bathroom during a sneeze • And in rare cases, your arse simply submitting a formal resignation. Benefits: potentially life-changing. Delivery system: medieval. It's the ultimate poisoned chalice. "Would you like less fatigue, better mobility and possibly slower progression?" YES. ABSOLUTELY. "Excellent. Drop your trousers and assume the position twice daily." ............ You know what? I might give diet, exercise, stretching and pacing another proper crack first. 😂 Suddenly broccoli and a resistance band seem fucking magnificent.