1. Tip Tops up the nose. One per nostril. Breathe carefully. 2. Fish fingers under the armpits. Captain Birdseye never mentioned it, but he knew. 3. Snort a line of crushed ice cubes. Become the human Slush Puppie. 4. Jump out of a plane naked at 10,000 feet. Free air conditioning. Expensive return journey. 5. Run through Iceland in your underwear. The country, not the supermarket. Security have already spoken to me. 6. Pretend to work at Tesco and spend 45 minutes stacking food in the freezer aisle. No uniform, no interview, just survival. 7. Get inside a sleeping bag with twelve bags of frozen peas. Congratulations, you're a human Cornetto. 8. Cover yourself in mint toothpaste and stand in front of a fan. Colgate never tested this because they’re cowards. 9. Swallow a fridge magnet and stand next to the freezer. Let science take over. 10. Get cremated. You’ll only be hot once more. Follow me for more medically unverified health advice. 🥵🧊 What’s your most scientifically questionable way to cool down? 😂 Drop it in the comments. The worse the advice, the better.