Last reply 6 months ago
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My glass is empty and I’m going for some fresh air and a wonder. I will be back but it may be sometime. People who I have spoke to in this establishment have been great especially

@peterfrancis and @merfield ya regulars
@dominics the local dealer
@petlamb and @vixen who turn the lads heads when they walk in
@stumbler the landlord with advice n websites
@doubleo7hud the cast from KES (wrong part of Yorkshire lad)
@grandma who I hope is well

And @highlander whos ok for a jock

My last jukebox choon

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Anonymous
7 months ago

I forgot @mermaidia and @nutshell The weird and wonderful


highlander
7 months ago

@rotherhamdave
We need a decent DJ….. Or we’re just left with songs from Annie, which I love but I’m not so sure about the rest 🤔


wobbleone
7 months ago

@rotherhamdave
You really really really can’t subject us to the music tastes of @highlander 😳

Keep in touch, we need your tunes and your input x 🙃


Anonymous
7 months ago

@rotherhamdave Lol we are like the Star Wars bar Uve got to be crazy to put up with this shit right?!

Me n nutshell will be outside havin a(n electronic obs) fag..,isn’t it where u meet the best people , outside bein naughty….
I’ve been keepin my eyes peeled for grandma, but I reckon she’s in the karaoke bar up the road…

To be honest I feel like a breath of fresh air and my glass is empty too, so can I walk with you singin shite toons …


highlander
7 months ago

@mermaidia11
Star wars bar….. How true 🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Anonymous
7 months ago

Lol [email protected] – renegade outsiders brought together in one bar on the edge…! I hope we are all a bit better lookin though?!

@rotherhamdave has a cheeky chappy face that needs kissin
I reckon….

Sendin a big skinny, shaky hug to you lad and the obligatory cheesy song…


merfield
7 months ago

@rotherhamdave how the hell can we all keep going when you’re wandering the streets?????dont leave us on our onlos for too long, without you the establishment wont be as fun and so I just say one thing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1RHBAd5YUR8


vixen
7 months ago

@rotheramdave, don’t be too long getting fresh air, you need to top up your glass 😉 Besides, I need some northern guidance on how to cope with this cold Yorkshire air, which I’m not prepared for. Keep tough, young man, we need your sense of humour and company x


Anonymous
6 months ago

@mermaidia11
its an epic song deserves its universal fame
what my ear enoys most is Arabian poets with rhythm
and or no since im an Arab
and rock or grunge songs what matters to me most is lyrics thats why poets comes first genetically lol


doubleo7hud
6 months ago

Get thee sen back tet bar and get that bloody glass filled its your round me old cock sparra. Tha ain’t skippin aht that easy thas not talking to one of them bow legged pearly hat wherein eal eaters now 😂 Don’t leave me alone wi em I’m bloody daft enough.

I go on bloody holiday for a week and everyone’s leaving iv cancelled next year’s 😂

PS wrong part of Yorkshire me hairy disabalist thasshoyal 😂


d1zzy
6 months ago

@rotherhamdave hope you’re ok and that you won’t be too long out there. You’re a proper regular, and some of us newbies really appreciate your humour and friendly posts. Hope to see you back before final orders. Take care Dx


petlamb
6 months ago

Awww pal, @rotherhamdave 😕

Blimey – the one day in literally years that I don’t visit and you go and do one. Don’t wander too far from the beaten track pal, we want you to find your way back – sooner rather than later. It’ll be darn quiet around here without ya.
* Strolls over to the jukebox, drops a coin in the slot, makes a selection and leaves some magic lyric sheets lying around for people to join in * 🎵 🎶

Ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone
It’s not warm when he’s away
Ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone
And he’s always gone too long
Anytime he goes away
Wonder this time where he’s gone
Wonder if he’s gone to stay
Ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone
And this house just ain’t no home
Anytime he goes away
And I know I know I know I know
I know I know I know I know I know
I know I know I know I know I know
I know I know I know I know I know
I know I know I know I know I know
I know I know
Hey I oughta leave young thing alone
But ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone
Ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone
Only darkness everyday
Ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone
And this house just ain’t no home
Anytime he goes away
Anytime he goes away
Anytime he goes away
Anytime he goes away

Keep fighting the good fight and come back soon Dave, cos all the regulars are missing you and this house isn’t the same without you pal.

Suze

x


Anonymous
6 months ago

Thanks everyone but I didn’t get far. I’m suprised no one saw me laid on path outside. I forgot my wheelchair. I left it here. My legs are scratched to 🤬 from dragging my arse back in. Get me a jäger bomb to numb that pain n someone chuck a quid in jukebox n we’ll av a sing song n a lock in!!

Traffic lights outside was giving me a sign when I left but I never clicked on


petlamb
6 months ago

Welcome back Dave! 🙌 Glad you didn’t get far!!!

xx


vixen
6 months ago

@rotheramdave, massive welcome back to HMS Shift. Don’t mind telling you, I was a bit worried. Bloody numpty x

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