Heres a good one! Decided to take my 16 year old boy to Alton Towers for the day about 6 weeks ago… nice bit of son Dad time… took advantage of the fact that you can use the disabled card to book my son in as my carer for the day for free… well why shouldnt I hear you say. When I got to the gate to present my e tickets to the what looked like a 10 year old with the hand held scanner I was asked to prove that I was disabled! As a joke I said to the young person in question what would you like me to do? A limp or perhaps dribble for you? Hahaha …. was met with complete silence so I just showed him my paperwork instead. Next time im rocking up in a wheelchair to save everyone from my embarrasing sence of humour…. my son didnt talk to me for an hour!