Welcome to the club..
Under your post above you’ll see some boxes relating to some of the things you mentioned, click on them and it’ll take you to other posts made about that subject..
Feel free to ask anything you like we’ll try and find an answer one way or another.
You’ll soon pick up the lingo so don’t worry about that.
You don’t have to learn it all in one day…
Just ask.. above all else, keep a sense of humour it ain’t all doom and gloom.
Welcome again 😄
I’m sure you’ll get a few more hello’s soon from others.