4 years ago
Fifty Shades? A Love Story

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and
have my way with you.

I will make you ache,
shake & sweat
until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for
mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you
to the point that you
will be relieved when
I’m finished with you.

And, when I am finished,
you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
😎

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wahhhhhhhh… so funny….. i thought you had lost your marbles…. flu shot already done… xxx

@bubblesgalore, “lost my marbles”?
I never had possession of my marbles in the first place! 🙄 😆

Almost as good as 50 shades of chicken

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