Last reply 6 years ago
Feeling blue.

Hi guys. I’m looking for some of your cheeriness to ‘pep me up’! I’ve had stupid painful/ numb feet for about three weeks – which isn’t exactly a major problem, but I’m also just feeling really tired and tearful at the moment! Anyone know any good jokes to make me laugh?!?

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stumbler
6 years ago

Hi Gem, try and adopt a mind over matter approach. That is, you don’t mind and the pain doesn’t matter. It does take a bit of practice.
Anyway, a silly joke:-
I was walking in the park the other day and I saw a guy on a bench drinking brake fluid.

I went over to him and explained how nasty brake fluid was and how he could make himself very ill.

He said, “it`s ok I can stop anytime I want!!!”


DJDsouza
6 years ago

Here’s one my sister said yesterday to me:
“I went to a sea food party the other day. Was so good, I pulled a mussel”

Have to give my sis credit for that, as it’s offensively bad!


Gav
6 years ago

I was going to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.

Courtesy of Scrubs


Lillylilly
6 years ago

Why did the boy eat his homework??

Cos he thought it was a piece of cake!!!!


beki
6 years ago

loulou
6 years ago

Hi Gem
You really must read all of the posts under sex drugs and rock and roll, Most comments, Potty Petes joke of the day, loads of jokes,bloomin hilarious, cheered me up no end!


Gem
6 years ago

Brilliant! Thanks guys! Has definitely put a smile on my face! 🙂


pottypete
6 years ago

Went to a friends funeral yesterday. He was killed when a tennis ball hit him in the head. It was a lovely service.


mattymohawk
6 years ago

Pete 🙂 thats funny mate


T
6 years ago

Ha ha!! 😀

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