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Funny Handy Tips MK3

BUSY executives. Don't buy a Dachshund. Their amusing sausage shape means they take 50% longer to stroke than other dogs, and time is money.
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HIGH blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins

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CREATE instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron filings.