@hayley_criddle , don't go to church :- In the church there was a christening it was a beautiful sunny day I had eaten a curry the night before I knew there would be hell to pay Sitting on that pew of wood The vicar was stood by the alter my stomach started to rumble I knew I was going to falter uncomfortable and fidgeting I could feel a pain in my heart trouble is that wooden pew added more volume to my fart people looked around disgusted looked like they were ready for battle then I remembered the saying let it rattle in church or chapel A strange aroma filled the air Stronger than the church incense I felt really very guilty I felt I had caused an offence The baby was held in the vicars arms he held it close to his heart when from out there in the darkness I produced another huge fart The godmother looked like thunder The godfather gave me a glare The vicar he just crossed himself everyone else seemed to stare The moral of this story is If you have fast food in a hurry and you are going to church next day Please don't make it a curry Graham Jenkinson 16/02/2016v(c) But seriously, you're not alone :- https://shift.ms/topic/tecfidera-gas-help https://shift.ms/topic/tecfidera-28