Last reply 1 year ago
The f****** toilet seat

Ey up again msdebators after thoring out my frozen testiesatchel all day after a incident in the early hours of the morning, we will call this “cream crackers gate”. I’d just like to raise awareness to all the other halfs that are not disableists and to lady’s in general with a obsession of shutting the sh1thouse lid, Please I implore you to leave the toilet seat ? in the upright position at all times. As if we don’t have enough to worry about i would not like to add frozen and crushed ? tatties to the list ? Thanks in advance and to The OCD inclined toilet seat shutter a big feck you in the eyes both of them more than once.

Thanks and have a good day (sh-1-t eating grin) ?

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stumbler
1 year ago

I feel your pain, @doubleo7hud .


doubleo7hud
1 year ago

That extra couple of seconds lifting the lid feels like weeks everything goes into slow motion as we wrestle with our walnut sized bladders ?


mmhhpp
1 year ago

I feel this too…..so mych urgency for the toilet and the … lid!

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