Last reply 1 year ago
Is it Dangerous? πŸ’©

If u fart and its got lumps in it, is it dangerous? Should I phone for an ambulance? Should I ask a MS nurse or doctor for a second opinion? Im sure some of you might have the answer on here so thanks for your knowledge.

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GP first

Bosicodal clear that out, its nice

bisocodal


Anonymous
1 year ago

No , thats not what I meant..BUT.. thanks anyway pmsl


seanachai
1 year ago

When you say lumps, what shape are they? if they happen to be diamond shaped, things might be looking up….


Anonymous
1 year ago

diamond shapes?, I think ur taking the piss out of me, looks like this post has back fired…


mermaidia11
1 year ago

And therein lies the joke!
I knew u were jokin mukka! Everyone else will clock, glad u can see the funny side, even if it is black!
Keep up with the funnies – laughter is the best medicine


Anonymous
1 year ago

Its a πŸ‘ peach isnt’ it @ Mermaida11, it’s nearly as comical as some of the other posts iv seen on here πŸ’© πŸ‘πŸ’©


kelics
1 year ago

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


Anonymous
1 year ago

I am really sorry about this post, I just really needed a laugh pmsl 😁 πŸ˜‚ 🀣


petlamb
1 year ago

πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ 🀣 🀣


seanachai
1 year ago

Made me laugh


doubleo7hud
1 year ago

Try not to fart sounds fecking messy πŸ˜‚ nowt worse than a lump o shite stuck In the shoes cocker.


doubleo7hud
1 year ago

Ps a handy tip iv not tried it mesen (exit only) but iv heard that if thee were to whack a cork up the bomb door it’ll ease it a bit.


Anonymous
1 year ago

@doubleo7hud I tried ur tip but didnt work as I still managed to πŸ’© fart out my spinal cord pmsl 😁 πŸ˜‚ 🀣


doubleo7hud
1 year ago

THats good u can get a new one made without lesions (3D printed spinal cord) I think we’re onto summat ere matey. Maybe laxative and a intense bout of devils gravy with the shitting aht of thee spine and the making of a new one and inserting it up the thasshoyal is the answer to curing msdebators.


doubleo7hud
1 year ago

Msdebators ™ (c) forgot to add them to that πŸ™‚


Anonymous
1 year ago

@doubleo7hud Last night I had to call for an ambulance because I found a hole in my bum and I dont know how it got there pmsl 😁 πŸ˜‚ 🀣

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