@guinness et crew
I’ve had a [email protected] weekend of barely surviving tbh folks, but hey managed to make it until Monday!
I know I’m a scouser and should be teeming with jokes, but I had a sense of humour failure at the weekend – couldn’t see, couldn’t stop shaking couldn’t sleep, eat, exercise etc and all my mates went to Cream at liverpool cathedral – I was lucky if I made it to the loo… hey ho!
Today another day, you can’t beat someone who won’t give up eh?!
My fave jokes at this time of year (Apart from my micro life… ) are:
I’ll be alright in a zombie apocalypse coz zombies eat brains…and
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders two pints of beer; and a mop
And one for the witches amoung us…
Why don’t witches wear knickers?
To get a better grip on their broom…!
I’m sure others have better! But hey, I tried!
Keep smiling folks ✨🔮✨