@George4321

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George4321

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Sometimes it"s great being a bloke because God gave me a penis AND a brain;but unfortunately I don"t have enough blood to run them both at the same time! XXX

holly12345

@holly12345

He he he ??????? Xx

cherish

@cherish

DoDums That's why the good Lord gifted men with strong hands! 8 fingers, 2 thumbs! Win win! ? ?

George4321

@George4321

You"ll have to help me lift it then Lisa......I"m not supposed to lift anything heavy!XXX

cherish

@cherish

My wizard sleeves light as f**k. No probs there! Lol. Like 'wigwams on a windy morning'.

George4321

@George4321

OOOOH,something to put over my ears when I visit Aberdeen then?XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hahahaha In abz we get free 'ear flaps' Only, what are the flaps made of? It begins with 'L' xxx

cherish

@cherish

The 'Labia Luggers' That could be a team in super bowl! Lol, haha xxx

George4321

@George4321

Lisa"s beef curtains...a must have I reckon....XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hahahahaha Me and my welterweight wings! Not a problem xxx

George4321

@George4321

I used to get a lovely tune out of "em.and you can always have a toot on my piccolo..XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hahaha Toot toot. The Labia Luggers v's The Wizard Wings! Wotta [email protected]@@n day! xxxx

cherish

@cherish

V's Dekka Mcinnes! That'd get my wings flapping! Phwoaaaa! Il well roll Dick out the bed for Dekka! ? ? ? ? xxx

George4321

@George4321

Decca the ex-Baggie,what a player for us he was..........How about rollin ol Dickus out for me again lassie?...XXX

cherish

@cherish

No probs! Hes still a Scotsman dear DoD'ums! Phwoaaaaa! No joke, I'm almost at climax stage thinking of his interview on Sat! I don't give a shit if the sheep s##gers win the title (well I do a little) Dekka is win win win [email protected]@@g win! Ok, il give you a 101% that his knowledge came from brummy land Why don't you join in my dear! We've now won the league Dodums! Let's have finger fun considering you cant do brain and [email protected]@k on the same blood flow! Sorry Guv, sez I'd behave! It's georgys fault! He brings out the inner sex beast in me! xxx

George4321

@George4321

...So Stumblerman is watching us from his hotel bed eh?............Put those 2 escorts down for 5 minutes Johnny Boy.........XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hahahahaha I can see John with the 'hot chicks' at the end of his bed! Get on there son! Bet he'd s**t himself if me and you appeared! Hahahaha, can't stop laughing! Hes got them pole dancing on his drip stand! Xxxxxxxxxxx

George4321

@George4321

...And them 6 boxes of Cialis on the NHS eh?..Didn"t invite me and you though did he Lisa?..........Prefers to play "hide the sausage" without us...XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hahahahahahaha John's being a 'cheeky bugger' leading dem lassies on! Oh yeah 'can you bend down and pick up my headphones', lol, can't stop laughing bcoz I'm visualizing John with your cialis and dicks viagra! Hes 'Raging', oh my, hahaha. Moulogne Rouge! xxxx

George4321

@George4321

Reminds me of the time when you and me were in bed;I rolled over and your arms and legs were cold and hard,and you let out the most awful squeal..............then I realised I was lying on Dick"s bagpipes!...XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hahahahahahaha Dodums where's your troosers?? I get a scare when I wake up next to Dick! Hahahahahah Stop it, I dunno if I wanna pee, shit or climax! Hahahahaha We are gonna get in bother from one of Mr guveners homies!!! Hahahahaha xxxxxxxxxx

George4321

@George4321

Blimey girl,if you can do all 3 at once,we got a date!!!! XXX

cherish

@cherish

I'm still getting the option to delete!!! Pmsl. But this is me! I can't delete my mind! xxxxx

cherish

@cherish

Date it is Dodums. May it be you have to lift my right leg for full penetration, then that's that! You got the arm strength then I've got everything else Hahahagaha. Stop it xxxxxxx

George4321

@George4321

For F"s sake,don"t delete me....You aint accepted my friends request yet!.XXX

George4321

@George4321

Full penetration,my arse......It"s like throwing a sausage up an entry with me,these days......Cialis or not....XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hahahaha Like stirring the soup up the Dartford tunnel? Hahahaha, aim, fire, f****g miss again!! Worth a bash! xxxxxxxx

cherish

@cherish

Just found your friend request with my 'ladle' Quality xxxxx

George4321

@George4321

Oh good......Have I got my old sparring partner back or what?...I feel like a dog with 2 dicks again.XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hahaha, does that mean you have 4 balls to rub? F**k, best go smarten up my fine motor skills! ? ? ? ? xxxxx

George4321

@George4321

Its the bit of skin in between that needs a rub my wench................and you have fine motor skills....XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hahahahaha f***g haha. Is that the 'good bit?'. I was more thinking of the figure of 8 again in the direct hit bit! What do I know..... Has he been faking all these years? (On eBay looking up the shezing head massagers).......... £2.99, and a free battery! ? ? ? xxxxx and I'm actually crying in laughter xxxxx

cherish

@cherish

Oh yeah, wait till I position my chuggs! xxxxx

George4321

@George4321

I"d stick with the Rampant Rabbit if I were you mate.....XXX

George4321

@George4321

....leave them chuggs as they are my wench........they hide your belly button....sweet...XXX

cherish

@cherish

I don't have a belly button! It's more like a family sized paddling pool. Or an adults colouring in book! No joke, the stretch marks would have you colouring in for your life! You would rip every tendon in both hands and you wouldn't even get half way thru!!! And you wouldn't be able to make a rolly for weeks! You ain't smoking mines!!! ? ? xxxxx

George4321

@George4321

As long as I got your belly button full of salt...........I can dip my boiled egg in!....XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hahahahaha As long as it's just your egg you dip in. Let's live on the safe side?? Don't wanna be driving you to A&E with bell end nip! Mind you, you'd have 3 hot nurses rumidging around!! Let's live 'unsafe'. Could make an nhs scuddy mag from it! What do you guys call scuddy mags? Pumping editions?? xxxxx

George4321

@George4321

Just basic lads mags.....although I never bother borrowing Dicks,coz the pages are always stuck together...XXX

cherish

@cherish

Basic? Bloody basic? Hahahaha. I still wouldn't pay £9.99 for no scuddy mag. I've still got an imagination- paddling pool or not! Dick just called raging mad (again), the 3rd junkie today walks out in front of a 44 tonne truck! I dunno. It's rife with them just now! Must be the blistering hot weather here atm! My ass. They are everywhere. Question for you (serious) Why do they walk like their top half in London and their bottom half still in Aberdeen? Like they have serious toldeys in their undercrackers? I've asked all my health care professionals this but nobody knows! There must be an answer somewhere? Shite bags! xxxxx

George4321

@George4321

Are we talking about junkies or lorry drivers walking with their arses out?..........It wouldn"t have looked so bad for Dick if he hadn"t been parked up at the time!....XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hahahahaha Dicks crack just full of skidmarks and vindaloo stains! These guys are shitting themselves permanently, girls too, sorry, I'm gonna get an answer. It's like they are walking away from their knickers! He caught the 3 of em on his on-board camera bcoz they are always looking for compensation of some sort! Pond life!! xxxx

George4321

@George4321

I dunno what the Worlds coming to these days.....you can"t even run anyone over now without getting into trouble.XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hahaha I always say 'just don't put your brakes on', use the domino effect! I get hacked off going to chemist and I've to wait bcoz Billy, Bob, Bertie and Bernadette was there b4 me! Oh yeah, I didn't chose my disability but they chose theirs! Why o why! Ive been no Angel in my life but I've also been no smak ed! Get me getting all serious! 3, 2, 1, snap out of it! Hahahaha. xxxx

George4321

@George4321

Yes,my wench,calm down.......you"ll step on your weed bong,dancing about like that! XXX

cherish

@cherish

Hee hee hee As long as I don't stand on my crack pipe! I need that for bedtime! ? ? ? xxx

George4321

@George4321

....and if you hadn"t forgotten,I still have an email address !!!!!!!! XXX

cherish

@cherish

Oh yeah, the email address we do our 'deals' on?! Don't tell the hoolies bcoz I've had a proper shit time with them like for 4wks now! How long can you bum steer for?! Hahaha. Joking, I'd never lie to the hoolies! Never! They do a fab job ? xxx

George4321

@George4321

They do mate. I was best man for one years ago....best stag night ever....girls,booze,Peruvian Marching Powder,the lot.XXX

cherish

@cherish

Flake, white, snow, the works! Good old hoolies! Great bunch! Hahahaha. You forgot the Titty dancers! The hoolies lurv spending spondoolaz on hot chicks! That might be my question of the day when they bust me next time! Here Mr Hoolie, I danced in that bar 12yrs ago, do you remember me with the paracetamols on the ironing board that you wernt allowed to touch! £500 thank you very much! Hahaha xxxx

cherish

@cherish

Meant a fiver! Hahahahaha xxx

George4321

@George4321

You"de never get away with it lassie...although you could always drop the "hey officer,you never did meet our 12 year old son did you?"one out...haha...XXX