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Time for a giggle

I work at 'The Ministry of Silly Walks'. But when I'm there, I have to call it the 'Spinal Injuries Unit'.
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I was going to buy lottery tickets on the way home from work, but I was running late, so in order to save time I decided to throw my money out the window instead.

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I refereed a women's football match yesterday. It was brilliant. I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she'd done wrong.