Some new jokes to cheer us all up!
If the British equestrian team have taught us one thing this week, it's that the only thing you need to win an Olympic medal is hard work, dedication and tenacity.
Oh yes, and for daddy to buy you a horse.
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I was suddenly awoken with a blow job this morning. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open.
A woman came into my doctor's surgery today. After examining her I said, "Well, it looks like you're pregnant." "Really?" she asked with excitement. "Yes," I replied. "So lose some f*****g weight."