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Smile time

I was watching the women's hockey with my girlfriend and started taking the piss when they only got bronze. "There's nothing wrong with bronze" she mocked "It's nothing to be ashamed of at all!" Yet when I told her later that she's the third best girlfriend I've had, she went f*****g mental!
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I parked up at a posh hotel in London last night, I looked out of the car window and saw Michael J Fox, Muhammad Ali & Bob Hoskins standing outside the reception. I thought, "I'd better put a coat on, it looks f*****g freezing out there."

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My wife came home from work today after doing a 16 hour shift in the hospital. "Tea will be ready in half an hour." I shouted to her from the living room. "Great, I'm starving." She replied. "What are we having?" "I don't f*****g know," I said. "Just make sure it's ready in half an hour!"